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- the battle of the masters
- secret prophacy
- the lost empire of the gummybear
- Qualifications & costumes
- enemies & classes
- Form & posture
- Flying Ninja Weaponry
- Crazy Flying powers
the battle of the masters
August 25th, 2009 by banna10000
as u know the battle of the masters dates back to the b.c. , but what u don’t know is that the great land of ledgens was also involved in the great war. . .including the gods. The gods included, basicly magicly enhanced familiar races such as the common bunny or pig. some of these powers involved the power of the elements such as calling lighting from the sky, fireballs, water orbs and vines galore. and gods arent extinct they thrive unseen in the sky secretly siding with the races. though they dont relize it, they are a real advantage.
god bless them
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secret prophacy
March 31st, 2009 by banna10000
The prophacy of power is secretly hidden in the alligato relm even the alligators can’t find it. We’ve been looking for it fo centuries. With its power we can win the battle and bring peace… and tacos! We also can team-up on the evil dragons (once the peace and copernation kicks in) for the $#!% they’ve given the gummybears.
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the lost empire of the gummybear
March 30th, 2009 by banna10000
(told by grand master ears-o-floppines)Ah, the lost art of the gummybear. The ages of the gummybear date back to the dawn of the ninja. The most powerful of ninjas can transfigureate into such a warrior, most commonly by the rabbits and pigs, wich is when the rivalry begun. A gummybear redifines the word power, they could wipeout an army of ten single handedly…but, how did they go extinct might you ask? It was the dragon in wich ruied the legacy. Hundreds of them. They swarmed the group of gummies. Such a tragety. They were our allies, so when they were vanquished, we were fleed to the mountins of China. Thier we begun travling around the world for more troops. We finally went back to the mountins and theres been no sighn of the gummy since
Keep a look-out
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Qualifications & costumes
March 22nd, 2009 by banna10000
Different costumes go for different classes (if u want ur class costumed write a comment),today i’ll cover the bunnie costumes. The bunnies costumes are loose and flexible. They were red head bands with the prefrible nunchucks or spear. We only allow belts Green through Black. Otherwise they will be trained by Grand Master Flopy Ears(He’s got a beard),or the Grand Masters’ apprentice Ears-o-Flopiness. With thier teachings and u’re uniform u’ll be smaking the enemy down!!!
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enemies & classes
March 22nd, 2009 by banna10000
i am a bunnie ninja whose powers are high jumping, long air time and fast agility,but not alot of strength. The bulls have emence strength ,but very slow moving.The pigs (our arch nemises)are average speed & strength but are great skaducers if you remember is sitting on someone’s head.The monkey is wise , manuverable and can swing from tree to tree .They can also hold things with thier tails.The alligators are all around strength & muscle thats somewhat fast.The panda’s only advantage is fatness.If each class is at thier own turf they will be better than normal.
Wich class will u choose!!!!
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Form & posture
March 21st, 2009 by banna10000
To be a ledgend you need the right posture and form.Some suggestions are the crane(balance on one foot with arms out) skaduce(sit on opponents head) upchuck(punch under chin upwards)vipersting(put fingers together and poke neck)practice on your pillow maby.
don’t try this at home it hurts badly!
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Flying Ninja Weaponry
March 21st, 2009 by banna10000
To make a proper ninja you need the proper weapon.Some good suggestions are ”The Katana blade”and ”Samuri Sword”.Some more favoites are ”The Ninjas Breath,” www.kbninjutsu.com
knuckle sandwich & pumbler,but the best named weapon you don’t just use ,the weapon chooses the Ninja.Like the old Emperor once said…well i forgot but it was wise(i think). The most basic weapon of all is the spear. The best weapon of all is the shruikin, also known as the ninja throwing star and nunchucks two pegs connected by a chain.
So Beware!!!!
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Crazy Flying powers
March 21st, 2009 by banna10000
To fly, obviously you jump off the grand canyon and just pray that your mom’s a good knitter, and there is no holes in your cape. But, as a ninja, you must have grace, along with many mystical powers. One of these powers is to morph into a shadow, or even a spirit! Another is the mystical power we humans have been trying to achieve for centuries is flying like all the chinese dudes we think of when they meditate into the air and start to lift off the ground. No, there are no jet propelled bananas on your feet, or gas powers to fart your way into the heavens, you use the ninja god, Shikuri (made-up for all you ninjas) to lift your atoms into the air to levitate into the sky!
Hey I can see my house from here!
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